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Okay, buckle up, because we're about to dive headfirst into a review of… well, let's just say a place that's trying really hard to be everything to everyone. And I'm here to tell you, as a human, with my (slightly) jaded eyes, exactly how they fared.
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The Reality Check: A Rambling Review
Alright, so I stayed at this place. Let's not name names yet, because honestly, they probably deserve some grace (or at least, a chance to improve!). From the moment I saw the website with its perfect photos, I knew I was in for a ride.
Accessibility: The Good, the Bad, and the "Almost There"
Okay, so accessibility is crucial for me. (And, you know, for everyone else, too). The website claimed to be wheelchair accessible. And, to their credit, it mostly was. The elevators were big enough, the main paths were wide, and there were ramps in the lobby. But then…the devil is in the details.
- Wheelchair Accessible: Okay, the hallways were wide, but the maneuvering space near the buffet could be tighter. I almost took out a waiter with a towering plate of…well, I'll get to the food later.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They said they had accessible rooms. And I think they did. I couldn't get on the room to check it.
- Elevator: Elevators were functional, so that's great.
- Access: Good.
- Check-in/out [Contactless]: I'm not sure how "contactless" it actually was, as I went to the front desk and dealt with a rather friendly, but slightly flustered, staff member.
- The Bad: The actual swimming pool ramp was way too slow to react and almost made my stomach churn.
- The Takeaway: They’re trying. Maybe they should take another look at the entire accessibility situation.
Internet: Wi-Fi Wanderings and The LAN-guage Barrier
Ah, the Internet. My lifeline.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! And the signal was actually pretty decent. I'd say it was a solid 7/10.
- Internet: Well, it was there. And it worked. Mostly.
- Internet [LAN]: They advertised it. I'm ancient enough to remember LAN cables (that's when you use the internet through a cable) but I couldn't find the ports. I’m guessing it wasn’t even there.
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Fine.
- The Takeaway: Just stick to Wi-Fi
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (AKA: The Spa Saga)
This is where things got interesting. The website promised a haven of relaxation. Let's see how it measured up.
- Spa: The "Spa" was like a whole world of its own, like a giant spa experience!
- Spa/sauna: A sauna session has never been so needed.
- Pool with view: Definitely amazing!
- Swimming Pool Ah, yes, the pool. Stunning views. But the water was a bit chilly. I may have chickened out and stayed in the sauna.
- Fitness Center: It's there. With the usual gym equipment.
- Body Scrub & Body Wrap: Didn't try it. Maybe next time I'll actually book the spa.
- Massage: Tempting, but didn't get one.
- Steamroom: Also there.
- The Takeaway: Beautiful, but book in advance!
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitization Symphony or Sanitary Disaster?
In the age of, well, you know, cleanliness is everything. So, how did they do?
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Claimed.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Claimed.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Hmmm… I'm not sure I got that option.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: I'm sure they did.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Everywhere. Like, I could smell it from a mile away.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to be, at least.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Seemed legit.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Good.
- Hygiene certification: (I didn’t see any certificate.)
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Mostly followed.
- Safe dining setup: Seemed mostly okay.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Okay.
- Sterilizing equipment: Unclear.
- CCTV in common areas / outside property: Okay.
- Smoke alarms: Check.
- Fire extinguisher: Check.
- Safety/security features: Check.
- The Takeaway: They're trying, and maybe it's working.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Gastronomic Odyssey…or Not?
Oh boy. This is where things got… complicated. The sheer number of dining options was overwhelming.
- Restaurants: Several. Multiple cuisines.
- Asian Cuisine in restaurant: There was Asian.
- International Cuisine in restaurant: Check.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Check.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yes.
- Breakfast [buffet]: A buffet of epic proportions. And chaos. Oh, the chaos. It felt like a free-for-all.
- A la carte in restaurant: Yes.
- Breakfast Service: The breakfast was okay.
- Buffet in restaurant: A buffet of epic proportion.
- Coffee shop: Okay.
- Snack bar: Fine.
- Poolside bar: Okay.
- Happy hour: I hope I didn’t miss it.
- Room service [24-hour]: Yes.
- Desserts in restaurant: Yes.
- Bottle of water: They do.
- Asian breakfast / Western breakfast Yes
- Salad in restaurant: Yes
- Soup in restaurant: Yes
- The Takeaway: Too much choice. But the food was… fine.
Services and Conveniences: The Swiss Army Knife of Hotels
This place had everything. Literally everything.
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes.
- Business facilities: Yes.
- Cash withdrawal: Yes.
- Concierge: Yes.
- Convenience store: Yes.
- Currency exchange: Yes.
- Daily housekeeping: Yes.
- Doorman: Yes.
- Elevator: Yes.
- Ironing service / Laundry service: Yes.
- Luggage storage: Yes.
- Meeting/banquet facilities / Meetings: Yes.
- On-site event hosting / Outdoor venue for special events / Audio-visual equipment for special events / Projector/LED display/ Wi-Fi for special events: Yes
- Safety deposit boxes: Yes.
- Smoking area: Yes.
- Terrace: Yes.
- Xerox/fax in business center: Yes.
- Dry cleaning Yes.
- Invoice provided Yes.
- Food delivery / Food delivery: Yeah.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Okay.
- Cashless payment service: YES
- Doorman: Yes.
- Essential condiments: Sure.
- First aid kit: There.
- Airline transfer: Not applicable.
- The Takeaway: They have thought of it all.
For the Kids: Family Fun or Family Frustration?
- Family/child friendly: Yes.
- Babysitting service: Yes.
- Kids meal: Yes.
- Kids facilities: Seem to be
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This ain't your grandma's perfectly-packaged travel itinerary. This is my real-life, probably-gonna-go-sideways, Traverse City adventure, based out of the legendary (and possibly haunted) Park Place Hotel. Prepare for chaos, joy, and the overwhelming urge to buy a cherry pie.
Traverse City, Michigan - A Messy, Beautiful Itinerary (and Some Whining)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Magnificent Cherry Pit Spit
Afternoon (ish): ARRIVAL! Finally. Drove from… well, a long way. The drive was… long. Beautiful scenery? Sure, for about an hour until my bladder decided to wage war. Found Park Place. It's grand, okay? REALLY grand. Like, "they filmed a movie here" grand. Which makes me feel perpetually underdressed. Checked in. Room is…fine. (First world problems, I know.) But the view? Breathtaking. Traverse Bay stretched out, all sparkly and shimmery. Immediately started second-guessing my decision to wear those (admittedly fabulous) platform sandals. Are those practical for… anything?
Late Afternoon: Slogged through downtown. So many cute shops! And so many people. Instantly overwhelmed. Found a local coffee shop (oh, the caffeine dependency is real). Ordered a latte. They called my name. Did a double-take. I'm such a stereotype.
Evening: The National Cherry Festival is happening, and I'm here for it. Found the cherry pit spit competition. I, who can't even aim properly with a water gun, watched in utter amazement as people LAUNCHED cherry pits. Like, Olympic-level pit-spitting. I might have gotten a bit emotional. Like, I’m actually watching someone send a slimy little seed across a field with skill! Incredible! It makes me question my life choices. Never underestimate the thrill of the small things, people! Afterwards, I bought a cherry pie and a cherry turnover (because, why not?) from a food truck. Okay, the cherry pie was a little too sweet, but the turnover? Perfection in flaky pastry form.
Night: Wandered the waterfront, feeling a sense of peace. The lake, the lights, the general feeling of "being away from it all"… beautiful. Back to the hotel. Attempted to watch a movie in bed. Fell asleep before the opening credits.
Day 2: Wine, Waffles, and a Near-Disaster
Morning: Breakfast at the hotel: standard issue continental. The coffee was weak, which threw me into a minor existential crisis. Decided I need to explore brunch options.
Mid-Morning: Winery tour! (Because I'm sophisticated now.) Leelanau Peninsula. Stunning vineyards, rolling hills, the whole nine yards. Did some (a lot of) wine tasting. Learned absolutely nothing about wine except that I like the red ones. Bought way too many bottles. They're heavy!
Mid-Afternoon: Found a cute little waffle place off of the beaten path; I devoured the waffles. Bliss.
Late Afternoon: Kayaking! (More like "flailing and hoping not to capsize.") Rented a kayak on Grand Traverse Bay. The water was gorgeous, the sun was scorching, my arms were noodles. I almost, almost tipped over. A near-death experience, or at least the near-death of my phone which I held in my hand, recording a selfie video. (Priorities, people!) Survived. Celebrated with an ice cream cone. Got a brain freeze. Worth it.
Evening: Drove to the Old Mission Peninsula. Gorgeous sunset, the whole shebang. Dinner at a restaurant with a view. The food was… passable. The company? Excellent. (That's me, talking to myself, again.) Maybe I should socialize more. Afterwards, almost got lost on a dark country road. GPS failed me. Became mildly hysterical. Found my way back to civilization eventually.
Day 3: Cherry Everything, Art, and Goodbye (For Now)
Morning: Another Cherry Festival day! Hit up the craft fair. Bought a cherry-themed tea towel. (I told myself I'd only get one thing with cherries, so I resisted an urge to buy the cherry-pit-spitting-competition trophy. It was a hard day.)
Late Morning: Checked out the Dennos Museum Center. Thought I was cultured. Turns out, I can appreciate art, but I don't usually understand art. But it made me think. And wander aimlessly. And generally feel better about myself.
Lunch: Ate a massive, juicy burger. Because balance.
Afternoon: Bought more cherry-themed goodies. (I'm weak. I know.) This time, it was cherry salsa. The guilt is real. Spent some time watching the boats on the lake. Took a deep breath.
Evening: Departed. The drive back… long. So much to think about. Saw a stunning sunset. Traverse City, you were beautiful, messy, and perfect. Until next time… (when I'm probably going to double down on the cherry pie).
Last Thought: I needed that trip. I needed the mess, the joy, and the reminder to just… be. And I needed the cherry pie. Mostly, I needed the cherry pie. I am completely and utterly in love with this city.
A FAQ About... Well, Everything, Honestly. (Expect Tangents.)
So, what’s this all *about*? Seriously.
What do you *do*, anyway? Like, for a living? (or some semblance of it)
Okay, but like, relationship advice? You got any of that?
What are your *hobbies*? Because everyone needs at least one, right?
What’s the best thing that *ever* happened to you? (Prepare for deep thoughts)
What's the *worst* thing that's ever happened to you? (Brace yourself, it’s probably depressing.)
Do you have any *wisdom* to share? (Prepare for potentially useless advice.)
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?! (Standard question, but answer me, or else!)
