Niki's House: Your Dream Cypriot Escape Awaits in Ayios Athanasios!
Hotel Review: A Whirlwind of Wi-Fi and Whirlpools (and a Few Hiccups!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this hotel review is gonna be less polished brochure and more… well, me. Let's get down to brass tacks, shall we? I'm still recovering from the sheer amount of amenities this place crammed in. It's like they read my brain and thought, "Let's give this guest everything and see if she breaks." Spoiler alert: I almost did, in the best way possible.
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(Accessibility & Safety - The Super Serious Stuff First)
Let’s start with the stuff that actually matters. Accessibility: The website, bless its heart, said wheelchair accessible. And, for the most part, it was. Ramps where needed, elevators that didn't feel like a shoebox, and generally well-thought-out corridors. BUT – and there’s always a but, isn't there? – the signage wasn't fantastic. Had a bit of a scavenger hunt trying to find the, um, "facilities." A little more clarity, people!
Safety? Whoa. They were serious about this. COVID-19 protocols nailed it. Hand sanitizer everywhere (essential, let's be honest), and the staff were masked and friendly. They used anti-viral cleaning products and did room sanitization between stays. My room? Felt cleaner than my own apartment, which is saying something (I'm a borderline neat freak, sue me!). The physical distancing was actually enforced, which I appreciated. I watched a hotel guest blatantly ignore it and the security politely but firmly told her to back off. Good.
They had a doctor/nurse on call (thank god), a first aid kit (ditto), and sterilizing equipment scattered around. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. All in all, a safe and responsible operation. Feeling secure means one less thing to worry about, so huge props.
Anecdote time: I witnessed a guest get a nosebleed in the lobby. Within seconds, a staff member was there with a first-aid kit (and a charming, reassuring smile). It was a small thing, but it spoke volumes about the training and preparedness of the staff.
Internet, Internet, Internet! (And My Sanity)
Okay, let's get to the juicy bits. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? YES! Glorious, lightning-fast Wi-Fi. I'm a digital nomad at heart, and I need my internet. No buffering, no dropouts, just pure, unadulterated internet bliss. Internet access – LAN? Didn't even bother. Wireless was smooth sailing. Wi-Fi in public areas? Yep. Everywhere. So much glorious Wi-Fi. I think I may have actually cried tears of joy. (Okay, maybe not, but I was very happy.)
Rooms, Rooms, Glorious Rooms! (And My Obsession with Blackout Curtains)
My room was…well, it was over-the-top. In the best way. Air conditioning that actually worked (a miracle!), a safe box (essential!), and a coffee/tea maker (because mornings). Blackout curtains? Oh, honey, you have NO idea. Perfectly dark, perfect sleep. My obsession with blackout curtains is real, people. I need darkness!
The bed was enormous (think extra long bed), the bathrobes were plush, and the slippers made me feel like I was living in a five-star cloud. Bonus points for the complimentary tea and free bottled water. The private bathroom was massive with separate shower/bathtub and hairdryer. Loved the mirror (and the fact that it wasn't frosted)
The downside: The soundproofing wasn't perfect. I could slightly hear the party going on two floors down. Nothing major, but if you’re a light sleeper, bring earplugs. I did. Just in case.
Food, Glorious Food (And My Expanding Waistline)
Right, on to the most important part, in my humble opinion: Food! Where to begin? The restaurants were plentiful. I particularly enjoyed the Asian cuisine – authentic and flavorful, the desserts were addictive. I can honestly say I pigged out at all the buffet in the restaurant.
Anecdote: I tried the room service [24-hour] at 3:00 AM (don't judge, jet lag is a cruel mistress). Ordered a burger. It arrived hot, juicy, and delicious. The fact that I could get a gourmet burger at 3 AM? Pure heaven.
The breakfast [buffet] was a revelation. Everything you could possibly want, from international cuisine and western breakfast to exotic fruits and pastries. Even vegetarian restaurant options. I was so spoilt for variety, I actually ended up taking a "breakfast takeaway" option to my room at the end of my stay.
Things to Do (Because Apparently, I'm Not Just Here to Eat and Sleep)
Okay, I admit it, I actually did some activities. The swimming pool [outdoor] was stunning, with a pool with a view. (Seriously, the views from this place were unreal.) They also had a fitness center I bravely entered (and promptly regretted when I saw the level of hardcore exercisers).
The spa? To. Die. For. Multiple sauna, steamroom, massage options, body scrub, and body wrap. I had a Swedish massage that almost made me weep with joy. (Okay, I might have actually teared up. Don't tell anyone.) This is where you can find me most of the time.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things That Make a Big Difference)
Where do I begin? Daily housekeeping? Immaculate. Laundry service? Life-saving. Concierge? They could get you anything. Doorman? Always a friendly face. Luggage storage? Seamless. They even had a convenience store for those midnight snack cravings.
For the Kids (Because I Saw a Couple of Bratty Ones)
They had babysitting service, Kids facilities, and even kids meal. The kids at the hotel looked like they had a blast.
Things I Didn't Love (Because It's Not All Sunshine and Rainbows)
- The cashless payment service was a bit of a hassle. I prefer cash.
- The meetings were, well, meetings.
- The exterior corridor (in my wing) felt a bit impersonal. I would have preferred a more enclosed space.
Overall Verdict (And Would I Go Back?)
Absolutely. This hotel is a luxurious experience. They ticked all the boxes for me. The combination of amazing amenities, attentive service, and a commitment to cleanliness and safety made for an unforgettable stay. It wasn't perfect, but honestly, it was darn close. Highly recommend! You'll love it.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-manicured travel itinerary. This is Niki's House, Ayios Athanasios, Cyprus, unfiltered. Prepare for chaos, sunshine, and probably a sunburn or two.
The (Mostly) Unreliable Guide to Niki's House: A Journey of Sun, Sand, and Shenanigans
Day 1: Arrival and Immediate Meltdown (of sheer delight, mostly)
10:00 AM (ish): Touchdown at Larnaca Airport! Okay, first impressions? Hot. Really, really hot. Swear I walked off the plane and instantly started sweating. The air literally shimmered. Found the car rental (after a minor panic attack involving the phrase "lost in translation" and a particularly grumpy man with a clipboard).
11:30 AM (ish): Drive to Niki's House. Google Maps kept sending me down these tiny, winding roads that looked suspiciously like goat paths. Thought I was going to end up in someone's olive grove. But then… BAM! There it was. Niki's House. Actually, much prettier in real life than the pictures. That said, finding the actual house within the general neighborhood proved challenging. I spent a good 20 minutes wandering around, convinced I'd gotten the address wrong. A tiny, ancient woman with a headscarf pointed me in the right direction, muttering something in Greek that I think was "idiot tourist."
12:30 PM: (Give or take, depending on navigational skills) Check-in and immediate unpacking frenzy: The house is charming! Seriously, Instagram-worthy. But the AC? Struggling. It's battling the Cyprus sun with the dedication of a valiant knight, but the sun is winning.
1:00 PM (ish): The inevitable discovery that the internet is…spotty. Cue first existential crisis. (How will I cope without Instagram!?)
2:00 PM: Lunch at a taverna down the road: Ordered a meze platter, thinking I was being all adventurous. Turns out, it's a LOT of food. Like, mountains of food. The lamb? Divine. The halloumi? Squeaky perfection. The olives? So many olives! Ended up waddling back to the house, feeling like a stuffed grape leaf.
4:00 PM: (Attempted) siesta: Failed miserably. The heat, the excitement, the distant sound of cicadas… sleep was not happening. I did, however, spend a solid hour staring at the ceiling fan, convinced it was mocking me.
6:00 PM: Sunset stroll along the coast (and a near-death experience - dramatics intended). Found a secluded beach. The water was so unbelievably blue, it looked fake. But then, I tried to be cute and "pose" for a photo on a rocky outcrop… and nearly slipped and ended up face-first in the Mediterranean. Luckily, some local kids saw my stupidity and alerted me to my peril. The water was beautiful, though.
Day 2: Beach Bliss (and a whole lot of sunscreen)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast on the balcony: Fresh orange juice, crusty bread, and a view that makes you want to write poetry (even if you can't.) Feeling smugly superior about my vacation-ness, until…
- 10:00 AM: Beach Day! Spent a whole day at Finikoudes Beach. It was a bit of a scene, honestly. People everywhere, umbrellas like a field of oversized mushrooms. But the water! Crystal clear, warm as a bath (after a while, it was too cold).
- 12:00 PM: Sunscreen application #1 The sun is brutal. I have a feeling I'll be peeling off my skin for the next week, even though I applied a bucketload of sunscreen.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch at a beachside taverna: Grilled octopus. Didn't even flinch. This adventurous, carefree spirit is something new.
- 3:00 PM: Napping on the sand: Soaked up the sun, the sound of the waves, and promptly fell asleep. Woke up with sand in every conceivable place.
- 6:00 PM: Stroll along the marina: Watching the boats bobbing in the water, then suddenly, it hits me: I genuinely, properly, happy.
Day 3: Culture Shock (and a souvlaki-induced coma)
- 10:00 AM: Exploring Limassol: Hopping around the city, enjoying the sights. The old port is charming. The castle is impressive (even for a history-hater like me).
- 12:00 PM: Lunch: Found a tiny Souvlaki place. The most amazing thing I've ever tasted! Meat on a stick, wrapped in a warm pita bread. I nearly ate the entire thing in about two minutes.
- 1:00 PM: Trying to decide if I should go back for seconds (or thirds). (The answer is yes, definitely yes).
- 2:00 PM: Exploring the Old Town: Strolling around the side streets and getting lost in the maze of narrow lanes. It's like stepping back in time.
- 4:00 PM: Stumbling upon a tiny, hidden shop selling handmade jewelry. I couldn't resist. Definitely bought a pair of earrings, and spent far too much time talking to the owner, who told me about her life growing up on Cyprus.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner: Ended up in some restaurant in the city. (It was closed. On a Tuesday. Apparently, that's a thing).
- 7:00 PM : Finding food! Found a different restaurant, went in for the full course meal. The food was delicious but my stomach is still not happy with me.
Day 4: Adventures in Wine Region (and possibly a minor hangover)
- 10:00 AM: Wine tour! Drove into the Troodos Mountains, all the way to some vineyards. The scenery was mind-blowing. Lush green hills, vineyards stretching as far as the eye can see.
- 11:00 AM: Wine tasting #1: I'm no expert, but…it was amazing, to begin with. And I only ended up drinking half the bottle.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch: Ate a proper Cypriot lunch with a view of the vineyard. (The wine pairing was, of course, obligatory.)
- 2:30 PM: Further wine tasting! By this point, things were starting to get a little blurry. I think I learned a lot about wine production (mostly forgotten now) and spent an hour telling a random vineyard worker about my life.
- 4:00 PM: Wobbly drive back: (Don't judge!). I was not the driver, though!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner: (Again, I might have eaten too much, but it was so good!).
Day 5: Chilling (and a last-minute scramble)
- 9:00 AM: Lazy morning: The most important part of any vacation itinerary!
- 10:00 AM: Last-minute shopping: Buying all the souvenirs (mostly magnets, shot glasses, and things I don't need but must have).
- 12:00 PM: Lunch: Eating the leftovers (still delicious.)
- 2:00 PM: Packing: Ugh, the worst part. I started, then got distracted by the view.
- 4:00 PM: Regret: This trip is almost over! Spent the last couple of hours staring outside, feeling slightly depressed, hoping that I will come back again.
- 7:00 PM: Saying goodbye: Feeling genuinely sad to leave.
Day 6: Flight home:
- 3:00 AM: Airport, check-in and flight.
- 10:00 AM: Home!
Final Thoughts:
Cyprus, you magnificent, sun-soaked, delicious island, I love you. You've given me sunburn, a food baby and an incredible time. I need to lie down and recharge. But, I can't do that because I need to start planning my return…
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